Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 18, 2020

Or, he could have approached Elaine “Giftos” (actress).

A necklace would have been easier

With, or without him?

His mistake was asking her!

And it gets worth. She only wants one ticket.

Of course she wants a month. Less wouldn’t make any sense these days. The first two weeks will be spent entirely within the confines of a single hotel room, getting through the mandatory quarantine period. Pray that the cable doesn’t go out…

Also, you’d better not go, you’ll sink the island.

What she really wants is this item right here, which we’ve marked down because we couldn’t give them away.

How about memberships to “WW” for yourselves?