Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 06, 2020

Small panel: Selling “link” sausages. Large panel: “Presents” of minds.

Santa must be getting his list off of social media

I could be on three of those lists…no just two, I thought that one said “crude”.

Yeah, I belonged to one of the biggest chains in our state….it still seems to be with me for some reason……/// No in-between…you’re either naughty or nice….Period!

Historically, Santa’s two lists had been labeled: “Conservative” and “Liberal”… ba dum tssh!

[Tosses grenade, exits]

I think I would make the “patronizing” list, a la Eddie Haskell, but more subtle.

Well at least they know where the weakest link is.

Is “bad to the bone” a good list or a bad list?

Small: And I thought he was just married.

Trump’s at the top of about 10 of those lists.

Panel 1: Yeah, I’m just here spying…

What do you call Santa’s assistants, who help with his grammar?

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Subordinate Clauses.