Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 15, 2020

It’s time to find away back to earth Rip. Everybody back home is missing you.

If she thinks Rip is complicated, then she just hasn’t gotten out very often.

See, folks? I’ve always questioned the existence of this “human looking girl” on that planet.

Hey! Quit picking on Earth, you people! We have a beautiful little planet. :)

KA-BIG BRAINED E.T. CON ARTIST!

Well, looks like the jig is up.

Oh, he comes from a land in a far away place, where the goons and minions roam. Where they’ll punch you right out of they don’t like your face. It’s barbaric, but hey, it’s home…

Gotta admit: Rip’s right about THAT one….

“My real name is Co6r4 C4r50n…”