Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for April 09, 2020

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    finkd  about 4 years ago

    Or drowned her.

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 4 years ago

    and then she would have smelled his breath and wished to die

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    Breadboard  about 4 years ago

    I thought it had to be a kiss from a prince … not a lick …

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    He certainly would have tried anyway!

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    And really changed the plot of “Maleficent”…

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      about 4 years ago

    That would be pretty gross.

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    Jefano Premium Member about 4 years ago

    In the ancestral version of the tale, the prince does not awaken the sleeping princess with a kiss; rather he rapes her and then goes his way, resulting nine months later in the birth of a baby who eventually wakes her by sucking a flax splinter from her finger.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun,Moon,_andTalia

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    the Frog Prince meets Sleeping Beauty in “who will kiss first”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 4 years ago

    With my three, I always warn people if they enter my yard they are in grave danger, of being licked to death.

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    whitelake1941  about 4 years ago

    In my mind. That is a nice sort of position to be in. We had one dog that would bark once at a stranger and if we greeted the person the mutt would stroke him or her off the bark list.

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