Monty by Jim Meddick for March 27, 2020

Brand placement? Brand PLACEMENT???? Arrrgggghhhh, I guess it’s right on Target for the times.

I would never suggest leaving a grape in your pants.

Why are guys so blind to their own fat?

Need room for a couple of grapes.

“Wait! You left a tag on the back, let’s see, ‘Made by Girdle’.”

And you’ll need knee socks!

Aren’t those now called ‘Quarantine Pants?’

Those pants promote social distancing

Already seems to busting at the seams.

New pants are exactly like the old pants, except for the stretchy thing. And that’s a loser! —But, then, so is our hero….

It seems Monty has a very limited taste in clothing.