Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 29, 2019

You’re asking the wrong patron, missy. Try Chalkie.

((“B*&^%!”))

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp thinking that he is God’s gift to women , get a nasty let down when the blonde lass considers Andy as an antique :o) my avatar is a picture of Walt Disney’s " Snow white & the Seven Dwarves " which reminds me of the good old days when we compared the characters to our Capp gang , I was Grumpy , you were Sneezy , bev was Snow White but I ca’t remember the rest, how was your day? our Sunday should be busy but calm I hope , have fun BCNU pal

It’s always truer coming from a primary source! lol

[Sad trombone sound]

" Did you people see in black and white "?!!! lol

Well, good Queen Bess had spies everywhere.

Vacation day for Reg.

The olden times being more than ten years ago.

Keep the pints comin’ and he’ll tell you anything you want to know, true or not.

O.K., boomer!

Lame … ! It’s déjà vu all over again.

Phew. For a moment there, I thought the lass might be barking mad!

There was a classic episode where a lovely young lass approached Andy. He protested, “I’m old enough ta be yer father!” She replied, “So?” Andy looks out happily at the readers and remarks, “Who SEZ there’s anything wrong with the younger generation!”

If Andy was a real “old timer” he could not dominate the football pitch as shown here. I envy him. https://assets.amuniversal.com/ce2a72505d04012ee3bd00163e41dd5b

Speaking of olden times, I still can’t believe 1999 was twenty years ago! It doesn’t seem that long ago.

Oh well. She’s young, pretty and willing to talk to an old codger. I’d give it a go.