Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 31, 2019

Two million bucks at least, and he throws in a banana!

Don’t poo-poo it.

Eeeeeewwwwww!!!!!

It should. It’s YOUR portrait.

“Who knew tapeworms could talk?”

Do a search: Statue of Dog Poop, San Jose, CA. The artist got away with $500,000.

It was the Bluetooth speaker he ate.

His ears have nostrils?

Who Flung Poo is his next book coming out in 2020! It’s a real stinker I heard…

The “Artist” must have been eating tacos again. P U!

His art really stinks!

So what you’re saying is, the painting is "Talkin Sh** to you.

And..it smells it as well.. art for all the senses.

You should see my early work after the laxatives.

uh, what does it say?

It may take a thousand monkeys with typewriters to do as good as Shakespeare, but it only takes one with sh** and a canvas to improve on today’s art.

It says, ‘Glad I wasn’t there’.

I see. It’s another ‘banana as art’ instillation

i dunno – looks like crap to me…

Reminds me to wonder why people spend so much money for artificial shit: Sham poo

I’m kinda curious to see the art.

On second thought, we’re probably better off not seeing it.

Either way, amusing comic today.