Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 30, 2019

I have people for that little people.

cut the man some slack, kid

Santa: “Why do think I have elves, son?”

This kid obviously does not understand how things work up the North Pole. Santa is only management and delivery.

Snerks.

Is Ziggy next on line?

Santa: The toys are made in factories. I’m here to distract you while your parents buy them and then lie to you about where they came from.

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Nothing for you, you little twit!

The elves control the means of production!

That’s what the elves are for!

That’s the elves’ job, Kiddo. They make the toys so Santa can sit there all day.

I remember when you could say “Happy Thanksgiving” and “Merry Christmas” without offending anyone

He only runs the business, he has employees to do that kid.