Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 15, 2019

Now that they foolishly publicized their planned approach, Santa will be alert and on the lookout.

Someday I would like to see Dill’s brothers. They sound like very interesting guys.

Whacky Juvenile Hyjinks don’t deserve Stir! Dill Bros. LLC. will become PR manipulators!

Dill’s bros will be NLFL (Naughty List For Life)

Will they hold him hostage?A lot of trouble for a small bag o toys,and possible pokey time ;)

On ’Bob’s Burgers’, daughter Louise rigged up a Santa trap. Mom replies “All right, but if you catch him, he’s your responsibility. I’m not cleaning up after Santa.”

Capture Santa in a net? I’d rather capture 27 year old Raquel Welch.

Sincerity is the very soul of dishonesty…

LOL. If only they knew that Santa is much older and wiser than them. (He is also part LIGHT ELF (Svartálfar) which helps him greatly.) So he wouldn’t be fooled for a moment by that. I mean he spends much of his time in a Secret Santa Spider War. And those alien “spiders” are far more intelligent and come from the Vega system in Beta Lyra. And they just love Santa, too bad he has the worst case of homicidal arachnophobia on record.

Let’s not go into the constant contention with their counterparts, the DARK ELVES (Dökkálfar) which are constantly working against them by producing horrible inversions of Christmas cheer. They have given us Krampus as an example. Thanta or the Death Santa is a new wrinkle for them.

Why not just put a gunny sack at the base of the chimney?

The Brotherhood of Crazed Inventors often uses their littlest, Dill, as a test-piece. Never mind Alice not getting a Santa visit; will Dill end up on the Naughty List?!