The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 10, 2019

Malware bytes eh? ;-)

It’s three days early.

I hear RuPaul lives in fear of The Ladies’ Wear Wolf!

They’’re golden,as long as they have SILVER bullets !

is this why, i have an urge to bark at the moon? wife says it’s because i’m a dog……

I heard someplace that singer/actress Cherilyn Sarkisian had her own computer programming company. You’ve never heard of Cher-ware?

The Mummy’s virus was harder to detect because it was an Encrypted Virus

You couldn’t see Dracula’s virus on mirror sites…

His code has an infinite lupus…

So is a software wolf a bug?

Now they’re just profiling.

Are they in London?His hair was perfect ;)

What a howler.

FWIW, it shouldn’t be at all difficult to include a subroutine in malware that would calculate when the moon is full and only activate its harm on those days.

There have already been many “viruses” which lie dormant until a particular date and then suddenly activate their harm on that date.

Larry said he’d be back later, left to go catch some “fast food.”

They armed themselves with silver USB drives.

They are probably Head Hunters for the NSA Cyber Department.

Needs silver bullet software installed!

Larry must be his code name… … his real name is MAL, short for Malcolm, innit? :>)

Shouldn’t there be a bottle of Diet Mountain Dew and a bag of Cheetos nearby?