Poor Troy still can’t get his head around the fact that, while a Troy Ounce is heavier than a Standard Ounce, a Troy Pound is lighter than a Standard Pound!
Bob has called his.. um, thing Troy, since childhood and has noticed that thinking of Madeleine in the shower just doesn’t get Troy motivated like it once did. If it helps Bob.. a problem most men face once they lose their hair.
Troy is demonstrating one of those blithely dangerous postures. Walking with your hands in your pockets reduces your ability to recover from stumbles. I didn’t think much about it myself until I met a guy who tripped on a stairwell on a cold day with hands in pockets. He broke his collarbone.
Hmmm. Spare tire looks inflated — but may need to call the auto-immune club for a new head alignment… if the universal joints are squeaky…. or if the heart’s achy-breaky.
oldpine52 28 days ago
Troy would like to behave like a rational human being, but he has never quite been able to pull it off.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 28 days ago
Troy has also been expanding his borders, so to speak.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 28 days ago
Trojan Remorse.
pokeystick 28 days ago
Given the direction in which he’s looking, you’d almost think that Troy was what he calls his, um, little man!Oi, he’s been naughty!
mywifeslover 27 days ago
Playing pocket pool.
purepaul 27 days ago
Funny, but I don’t know why. Darn it, Jerry.
[Traveler] Premium Member 27 days ago
So that’s what he calls it
ladykat 27 days ago
Scold yourself, punish yourself, forgive yourself and move on.
ChessPirate 27 days ago
Poor Troy still can’t get his head around the fact that, while a Troy Ounce is heavier than a Standard Ounce, a Troy Pound is lighter than a Standard Pound!
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-Saint- 27 days ago
Ed just stepped in his dog Troy’s you-know-what.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
He may just have to Troy a little bit harder.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 27 days ago
Good morning Balladeers!
cfkelley 27 days ago
Troy has trouble mastering the game of pocket pool.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 27 days ago
Bob has called his.. um, thing Troy, since childhood and has noticed that thinking of Madeleine in the shower just doesn’t get Troy motivated like it once did. If it helps Bob.. a problem most men face once they lose their hair.
mistercatworks 27 days ago
Troy is demonstrating one of those blithely dangerous postures. Walking with your hands in your pockets reduces your ability to recover from stumbles. I didn’t think much about it myself until I met a guy who tripped on a stairwell on a cold day with hands in pockets. He broke his collarbone.
marilynnbyerly 27 days ago
Self reflection is sometimes painful.
rhpii 27 days ago
He’s just lucky Troy get’s up every morning.
931st UAP Recon Squadron • "They Honk-Guano Tonks" 27 days ago
Hmmm. Spare tire looks inflated — but may need to call the auto-immune club for a new head alignment… if the universal joints are squeaky…. or if the heart’s achy-breaky.
Bilan 27 days ago
His receding hairline, his waist … Troy’s body is definitely not behaving the way Troy wants.
gopher gofer 27 days ago
troy’s not feeling troy bien…
Shikamoo Premium Member 27 days ago
Good night, Ballard Dears!
Lumberman 27 days ago
Heavens to merga Troyes.