Jeff Stahler for August 02, 2019

If this is any big business board meeting, this is a lie. Those guys already know who they’re going to hire, one of them, and add the salary to what they already get.

I was going to write “earn”, but in reality, none of them are worth what they make.

Perhaps a school board or some other municipal board? Regardless, there’s a tendency for leaning heavily toward some political extreme.

I’m currently looking for a job. I’ve decided to run for President on the Democratic ticket. Why not? Everyone else is.

Call Mr. Trump. He’s got a list of “only the very best people.” I’m sure he’d be happy to share with you, or at least those who aren’t under indictment or in jail. /s

There were 19 Republican presidential candidates in 2016. Hypocrite much?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_candidates

probably have the IQ level too high on your applications. Rejects are running for pres.

Where’s Putney Swope when you need him?

That’s exactly the way it is at my favorite nonprofits.

As a retiree, I am available to attend board meetings for large corporations that will pay me more than I ever made as a small business owner. I promise never to ask embarrassing question, always to vote as the CEO wants, and I will try not to fall asleep during the meetings.

You can have Marianne Williamson. That ought to shake up your business.

As a member of an all-volunteer non-profit, I recognize this scene from long personal experience (though I did drop off the board last year after a dozen years in the barrel).