Ordinary Bill by William Wilson for March 27, 2024

He’s just delaying so he can get overtine.

Is he talking to Spoon..?

Hey diddle. Diddle. The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon; The little dog laughed to see such sport and the fork ran away with the spoon. The question is, what is Bill smoking? It ain’t ordinary for sure.

Get another fork and give that one to the thrft shop.

Someone is risking a quick trip down the garbage disposal.

I suppose it’s inevitable that talking flatware would have an attitude.