Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 11, 2019

Sounds too much like the other place.

That’s where they have non-stop parties!!

I can’t get into Heaven and Hell doesn’t want me because they are a afraid I’ll take over the place. (Besides I used to live in the Phoenix area, Hell is a piece of cake!)

That’s it!!!… I rather go to hell!… (Not that I have much of a choice anyway!)

So, almost heaven.

So it’s party time now people! Life’s too short

Plus, they covered the gate with a Heaven sign.

Beer and football is not my thing, but if they take away my online shopping? Lol

Thank God for that.

On the other hand, the Wi-fi is GREAT!

UNLESS of course the Cowboys are playing !!!!! lol

“No sex” is Japanese artsy style. They drink sake & watch sumo.

That sign is fake. If all he wanted from life was sex, beer and football, he obviously DID end up in ‘that other place’.

DON’T MESS WITH MY FOOTBALL! (says the 85 year old hipster lady in the retirement village)

as the song says, that’s why we drink our beer here…

Not bad? You said not bad? Oh boy what’s wrong with you?

I couldn’t care less about the latter two, but the first is definitely a deal-breaker.