Pot-ay-to, Pot-ah-to!
He has the sort of ruddy complexion she favors. Plus, he looks like a good listener.
Usually they’re all eyes.
Those two would really make a sweet couple.
He’s not for real.
5 ears? I suppose she also likes spuds in prison?
He looks a little baked…maybe even half-baked.
He’s all ears!
I heard he’s a real masher and a member of the underground!
As they age, my potatoes grow eyes, not ears. On the plus side, as he gets older, he’ll get mushy.
He’s all ears. A good listener.
He asked about her past, she said “Idaho”; now he thinks she’s easy.
The better to hear you with, my dear.
Being attracted to another potato…gravitatered.
Is her name Ida Ho Potato?…
He was in a production of “Julius Caesar” and the crows took him literally when he said “Friends, Romans Countrymen, lend me your ears”.
She just wants him for the spare parts.
If I had a million doll ears…
September 06, 2014
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Pot-ay-to, Pot-ah-to!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
He has the sort of ruddy complexion she favors. Plus, he looks like a good listener.
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Usually they’re all eyes.
over 5 years ago
Those two would really make a sweet couple.
blunebottle over 5 years ago
He’s not for real.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
5 ears? I suppose she also likes spuds in prison?
PICTO over 5 years ago
He looks a little baked…maybe even half-baked.
WilliamRichmond over 5 years ago
He’s all ears!
Stevefk over 5 years ago
I heard he’s a real masher and a member of the underground!
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 5 years ago
As they age, my potatoes grow eyes, not ears. On the plus side, as he gets older, he’ll get mushy.
1Alice1 over 5 years ago
He’s all ears. A good listener.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
He asked about her past, she said “Idaho”; now he thinks she’s easy.
Bill The Nuke over 5 years ago
The better to hear you with, my dear.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Being attracted to another potato…gravitatered.
TurbosDad over 5 years ago
Is her name Ida Ho Potato?…
JohnFarson19 over 5 years ago
He was in a production of “Julius Caesar” and the crows took him literally when he said “Friends, Romans Countrymen, lend me your ears”.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
She just wants him for the spare parts.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
If I had a million doll ears…