Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 04, 2018

get the fire extinguisher, Dad…. STAT!!!

There are slim pinkin’s that Dad will forget this soon.

That only cost $60? I want/need to find Lio’s fireworks stand!!!

Slim Pickens would like to have a word with you. He invented that technique.

No, wait a second. He was blown up. Never mind.

Happy Trails to all of you on the 4th.

And if Lio shows up on NORAD’s radar – even more fireworks!

♪ We’ll meet again, ♫ don’t know where, ♫ don’t know when, ♪ But I know we’ll meet again ♪ some sunny day…

I think dad is more upset at being stuck with the bill more than anything else.

Dad wants to get paid before Lio gets blowed up.

WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Lio should have watched the rest of that scene!

Stop worrying, dad.

“Fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this stuff.”

Nothing wrong with Lio’s precious bodily fluids!

So Lio’s gonna kill himself?It is the “Dr Strangelove” special after all.

At least the Coca-Cola company won’t be pissed at dad (unlike Col. Bat Guano…)

Pay up, Dad! For just sixty bucks, you get rid of Lio, at least for a while, maybe forever….

My favorite line was always “There will be NO fighting in the War Room”!