Jeff Danziger for April 22, 2018

Small claims court?

Trump would have sued his brain if he had one.

You can’t sue what you can’t find.

They will have to find it first. It went into hiding through the witness protection program years ago, hiding under a mountain of flab.

Steve Bannon said he had hundreds of women in his past. Probably has a big slush fund to deal with issues just for that to be managed by Cohen.

I can lend him a pocket knife….

Republican Family Values

Mr. Danziger, this was the best one of the entire week!!!!!!

Is that why the trump hired Giuliani.. He.. probably had personal experience with that.. tool.. back in the day.. Although.. it would be hard to say who did who… perhaps, it was mutual.

I’ve heard “A Boy Named Sue” but I’ve never heard of a penis named Sue, nor would I want to.

He doesn’t consider that wrong; it’s just “political maneuvering”.

Assault with a dead weapon.

Instigate a class action suit against the GOP, Putin, evangelicals and his parents as the guilty defendants. J accuse!