MythTickle by Justin Thompson for April 23, 2018

Oh come now Justin you know you shouldn’t interrupt a lady when she waxing poetic?

umm… you do know Shakespeare died April 23? 1616? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare

“I’d like to shake your spear….”

Brush up your Shakespeare

Start quoting him now

Brush up your Shakespeare

And the women you will wow

Just declaim a few lines from Othella

And they’ll think you’re a hell of a fella

If your blonde won’t respond when you flatter ‘er

Tell her what Tony told Cleopatterer

If she fights when her clothes you are mussing

What are clothes? Much ado about nussing

Brush up your Shakespeare

And they’ll always kow-tow – Forsooth

And they’ll always kow-tow – Thinkist thou?

And they’ll always kow-tow – We trou’

And they’ll always kow-tow!

El Jefe! How dare you censor The Bard and the goddess of Love?!

After all, you let us see her quaffing an Adult Beverage….