Clay Bennett for April 18, 2018

The Orange Idiot shows how tough he is!

Only half a dozen roses ? My god, Trumpkins really sent a message there. If Vladibear screws up again he’ll be sleeping on the couch for a week. It’s tough love, folks.

Oh, Snap! That’s so brutal!

I’ve been tougher on Russ-e-a than anybody.

And Mexico will pay for it.

Niki Haley is ready to quit over Trump Russia sanctions lies.

But they really were the best roses, and so beautiful. No other president has ever sent Putin such roses and he said he LOVED them, more than any flowers he’s ever gotten from Ginah or Lil Rocket Man. So I hope he knows I still love him, but I have to look tough. but for each rose, he know, we’ll play a round of golf with Assad – see you next year! Bombs away!

What does Bennett want? A full out war with Russia?

The Beginning of The Chilly War.

In Russian culture an even number of flowers is reserved for funerals. Should be 5 or 7

Trump eats from McDonald’s to avoid being poisoned. With the new friends he’s making in the FSB, maybe he should add a geiger counter to his wardrobe.

Please note, that, while there were only 6, the thorns had apparently been removed next to the blooms.

… and in return he got dead flowers!

AND no baby’s-breath!!! Wow, Trump really knows how to swing that hammer!

On the back, it says “Hi from Hannity and Cohen!”

Green card diplomat, Nikki, didn’t get the message.