Ack! I’ve got no beef with puns…
Some of mine shoulda gotten me in hot water.
But even I say this one should been canned!
And none of the attendees could use their wifi because there was no reception!
There would have been a happier ending if they had tried the union soup.
Maybe it was a borscht marriage.
No doubt that the Bride and Groom had been “consummating” the proposed marriage long before the actual ceremony.
This one is just begging for a rim shot!
No soup on the first date
Yeah, but they still spent a boullion on the wedding!
They seem to have passed the soup and gone directly to the nuts!
Groan…. I wish I could give you up but apparently I can’t …. you’re obviously speaking to some deep pun instinct in me…
Dan Thompson
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago
Ack! I’ve got no beef with puns…
Some of mine shoulda gotten me in hot water.
But even I say this one should been canned!
chris_weaver about 6 years ago
And none of the attendees could use their wifi because there was no reception!
jreckard about 6 years ago
There would have been a happier ending if they had tried the union soup.
paul about 6 years ago
Maybe it was a borscht marriage.
William Bednar Premium Member about 6 years ago
No doubt that the Bride and Groom had been “consummating” the proposed marriage long before the actual ceremony.
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
This one is just begging for a rim shot!
shipl14 about 6 years ago
No soup on the first date
Daeder about 6 years ago
Yeah, but they still spent a boullion on the wedding!
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
They seem to have passed the soup and gone directly to the nuts!
Alec McLure Premium Member about 6 years ago
Groan…. I wish I could give you up but apparently I can’t …. you’re obviously speaking to some deep pun instinct in me…