Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 17, 2018

Light on his feet.

Yes, he sure does! If he has an anti-gravity device in his pocket, it is very small. Can it be that it is just his own personal training that has given him this ability?

It would certainly save on shoe repair, and on pant legs getting ripped by Ballard Street dogs!

Roger read somewhere that gravity is just a theory.

I see that Roger is high again.

Seems to me Roger has a way without gravity.

He lacks a certain… I dunno… gravitas.

 

I’ve noticed that he also tends to be light-hearted …

If there’s cause-and-effect involved… which came first?

Yeah, yeah. I’ve seen this so many times before and…wait, there’s nothing around us but this flat ground for half a mile. How do you do that????

Roger has been high ever since the Ballard Medical and Otherwise Dispensary and Snack Haven opened.

I was a bit late thanking a couple of you yesterday… sorry.

Just wanted you to know that I did, eventually.

I really appreciate the good wishes. Thanks.

He doesn’t realize the gravity of the situation.

If he floats like that, he could get away with just about anything.

I’ll have, what he’s having. Please.

There’s a lawbreaker if I ever saw one.

An alternative caption might have been: “What’s in that pipe, Roger?”

Thinking that its more the pipe than gravity.

Roger, how was your Colorado vacation?

Roger is light in his loafers, er wingtips.

He’s walking on sunshine..wellllll…and don’t it feel good!

STOP inhaling Helium!! You’re NOT a circus balloon!

Unfortunately, Roger’s HoverShoe invention needs enormous amounts of wind power. Fortunately, Roger can provide it…

Que pasa, MUDD?

…….. stings like a bee.

I can do that in my dreams!!!

But he doesn’t have any weigh with gravity.