Clay Bennett for April 09, 2018

Trump doesn’t need economists to advise him, he’s schmart — and a purple heart recipient.

His bone spurs are incredible — literally.

All the agriculture states are going to be getting those. Wounded in the line of duty.

‘Friendly’ fire??

No problem, we can’t lose. We have a stable genius Leader.

The purple heart is received for being wounded in war. You don’t get it for a self-imposed wound.

I’m overdue to start on a diet, anyway.

Sorry, Clay, but you don’t get any medals – especially a purple heart – for shooting yourself in the foot.

@THETWAINSHALLNEVERMEET – You seem to be assuming that people are merely anti-Trump because you feel Trump is actually leveling the playing field. This is not true. He is making a statement, with no real rationale or insight behind what he is doing. The reality is that he had no idea what the implications would be, as is patently obvious by the reactions from China, or previously from Canada. For one thing, you don’t fight a superior force with an inferior force and no strategy.

Republicans are always pushing for war.

How many Chinese made goods could we get in trade for our president, vice president and whatever’s left of the white house staff?

Oh, we’d have to pay to have China take them away? Sold! The blank check is in the mail!