Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 18, 2018

Well, ear we go…

oh, Vincent

I tried to tell him that “Friends, Romans, Countrymen – lend me your ears” wasn’t to be taken literally, but he just wouldn’t listen…

That’s the missing piece of the puzzle, Lio!

’Ears to one of the greatest painters of all time!

Don’t worry! There’s a Venus de Milo statue nearby willing to lend a couple of helping hands!

To ear is human.

“She wore blue velvet. . . .”

Vinny shoulda listened to Simply Red:“Holding back the ears…”

“Ear,” c.1920, M. Ernst. Papier mache and tempra.

“Oh no, I’ve lost a body part.” “I found it right ’ear.”

What would Kirk Douglas say about this?

“They would not listen. They did not know how.

And they’re not listening now."

_Starry, Starry Night; Don MacLean.

a cheap shot… not funny or clever

Pinna it back on.

Guess that prostitute returned it.

Uhh, little help? And Lio’s thinking, man discover Q-tips!

I do hate the Season When Art Works Shed! There’s always such a mess to clean up in the museum!

Lots of body parts, too, including unmentionable-in-a-family-friendly-venue ones….

Isn’t that what potheads say when passing a doob? ""ere…" So, I’ve ’eard…

Oh, it’s supposed to be his ear… And here I checked the Google main page, in case it was his birthday or something.