Herman by Jim Unger for April 21, 2018

That is a superb insult, and I hope I remember it. I just know that one’s gonna come in handy if I can hold onto it.

That sounds like something Nora Batty would say. Summer Wine anyone?

Cold, Lady.

You’re my wife; you’re Alzheimer’s is acting up.

Blake: Take a look at the dizzy old gal with the goat.Alexander Bullock: I’ve had to look at her for 20 years – that’s MRS. Bullock!Blake: I’m terribly sorry!Alexander Bullock: How do you think I feel? (from My Man Godfrey)

I’ve used that one, except I was talking to the husband. And she was with him.

I’d do that, except I’m not married!

Lady Nancy Astor: “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.”

Churchill: “Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.”