Pickles by Brian Crane for April 17, 2018

That sounds like my mother’s closet. I still have no idea where my father hung his clothes when he was alive.

This is my mother, and yet she will proceed to buy even more clothing.

Why does she need so many clothes when she wears the same outfit every day?

Wow. Closet cleaning is on my list today.

My wife has the three largest closets, plus an entire room full of clothes, plus shoe bags hanging from several doors. I have one closet and a dresser the size of a two-drawer filing cabinet. She does cleanup better than I do.

And yet she still has nothing to wear.

The tyranny of choice. If you had only one choice, you’d be free to get on with your day.

Ditto… I hate hoarding and I feel sorry for the people that do it

Time to cull out that closet Opal. Remember the rule – 3 piles, the to be kept pile, the to be donated pile and the to be trashed pile.

My closet is beginning to reach this point, it’s time to weed it out.One problem is my high capacity washer. It takes several weeks to get up a complete load of each type.

I’ve never seen Opal looking hotter.