Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 26, 2010

Suddenly my little plastic bag seems so painless!

Now is the time to play plop bingo.

I cried because I had no shoes……….

“Look out below” might not be sufficient warning here.

Next question would be where does this ‘pet’ stay in the house? I would suspect that this may be a “White Elephant” giraffe [grin].

It think it’s starting to drizzle

Well, that’s a load off my mind; at least.

I’ll never complain, again about picking up after my Westie!

I live in the woods….where the bears live…don’t even get me started….

I’d love to see him walking down the street with that. Now that’s a sight!!

Never walk underneath the giraffe.

Sir, I would keep my distance from ‘Spot’ right now, if you see what I mean.

Yes, it does mean you have you like it.

Wifi in the woods Creniere? Nice…

Drop the poop… Here to scoop… Quick as Nick… That’s the trick… Size does matter… Higher the drop… More of the splatter… Dog is the best… Giraffe is a test… Rhino would be rough… Yeti even more tough… So pick your poison if you must… For all dung has a price… And the payment is odorous…

everyone’s got something. just because someone has something, it does not negate your something…

Awww, I think that the whole thing’s just a … Wait for it …Tall Tail.

As the guy said after the parade…. What, and leave show business?

Cat scat is said to be good for roses; how’s Lion?!

My Grandad had a privvy at the end of his yard. He called it “the long drop”. Never did see his pet giraffe though.