Mike Luckovich for March 20, 2018

I’ve never taken a survey. Never will. Anywhere,

We’ve been internationally unfriended 18%+ since Trump became president.

I’m really not sure which saddens me the most; the topic this cartoon refers to, OR that Lady Liberty has an electronic tablet.

I foresee the latest, greatest revolution in legal practice: the retroactive EULA.

Facebook is an a(word)le company. It shouldn’t surprise anyone that they collect and sell information, manipulate the public with their “news feed”, and claim an ownership license to all content loaded in their platform. Don’t want to be manipulated? Don’t own a Facebook.

By unfriending you have given permission for your bank account to be sold on the Dark Web. You should have read those 12,000 pages you just clicked “Accept” to

Hard call: Worst invention ever..Facebook, Twitter, Privacy Schmivacy

If you have any secrets or money, they are not safe on the web. Since I don’t have either one, I figure I can do pretty much what I want to.

If you’re on Facebook, you’re not their customer, you’re their product. If people don’t have a problem with that, fine. Personally, I have much better things to do. (I’ve never even worn clothes that advertise the maker, since if they don’t pay me I’m not going to give them free advertising!)

Remember back when Myspace used to be popular?

Not on social media. SO. GLAD. Re-thinking this site.