Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 20, 2018

They were looking for someone of your caliber.

All’s well that lands well. Enjoy the applause, kid.

What’s his net worth?

You might be better of in the magazine business. See if Mad is hiring.

Luck? Looks to me like they’re sending you back home.

I always wondered what happened to Howdy Doody!

The faces in his hair are SMILING? They should be afraid! And, there’s a flat head in the audience……must be Frankenstein.