Mike Luckovich for March 18, 2018

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    Ontman  about 6 years ago

    He ate everything else.

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    shakeswilly  about 6 years ago

    Trump: Putin holds the stick. This is a carrot – he wants me to smack you with it.

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    WaitingMan  about 6 years ago

    Trump’s carrot is baby sized.

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    onzerocs  about 6 years ago

    He finally pulled out what was growing out of his ears? I always thought it was parsley…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago

    That’s what Putin inserts every time Trump kneels in supplication in front of him…

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    24 carrot Trump orange.

    Tell me again how this crooked lying traitor became president.

    Trickle down began under Reagan. Income for the rich has grown 600%, wages for the lowest have been flat. In France the minimum wage has gone up 300%. They have free health care and education.

    Greedy Republicans are giving all the tax dollars to the rich and turning America into a Third World Country.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Trump’s reply?. “After I boil it in water for about an hour, then I’ll bop my Pal Vlad over the head with it”.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Trump skeeters actually think Trump has put sanctions on his BFF Vlad. The Putin, er, Fox News Network tells them so.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s because he doesn’t carrot all!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    @realDonaldTrump

    As the House Intelligence Committee has concluded, there was no collusion between Russia and the Trump Campaign. As many are now finding out, however, there was tremendous leaking, lying and corruption at the highest levels of the FBI, Justice & State.

    #DrainTheSwamp10:11 AM – Mar 17, 201897.7K63.1K people are talking about this

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    Adam Schiff✔@RepAdamSchiff

    Mr. President, the Committee reached no such conclusion — only Republicans. In fact, we did find evidence of collusion, despite GOP members being more interested in protecting you than learning the truth. When accusing others of lying, best not to misrepresent facts yourself.

    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/975057131136274432 …12:16 PM – Mar 17, 201883.8K36.5K people are talking about this

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    Godfreydaniel  about 6 years ago

    Sometimes even what seems to be a safe dog will bite. Putin MIGHT want to keep monitoring his poodle……..

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    Gary Williams Premium Member about 6 years ago

    But if we get rid of Trump we get Pence and he gets to name his vice president who could possibly be Ted Cruz. Then if Pence resigns or dies we get an unelected President Cruz (ala Gerry Ford) a known non native born citizen. This whole thing sucks we are damned with Trump and damned without him.

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    gammaguy  about 6 years ago

    Trump loves carrot sticks. He’s from a planet of the star Vega.

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