Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 10, 2018

Then don’t wear them.

I might wear them more often, knowing that.

Or…

You could put it in the same pocket every time. The cell pocket is usually on the right side thigh.

That’s like those purses with 15 dang pockets!

Maybe if he had less cargo.

Fortunately, this call was from Mike Pence, so it’s probably just as well.

Ralph, l agree with you,plus they make them zippers and velcro! What do they think…we are going to standing on our heads?