Nick Anderson for March 10, 2018

Let’s hope not!

Either way, Captain Chaos is likely to boot it.

Good grief! What a blockhead!

This is PMP funny. And, alas, completely true.

The first thing I thought when I heard about “the meeting” was DISTRACTION. Distraction from the Russia investigation and the porn star scandal and the general “chaos” in the white house. Good luck with that “I want credit for that”.

Funny how Lumpy Hannity is praising Boney for planning a meeting with Kim when he RANTED AND RAVED about Obama proposing the EXACT SAME THING!!

Anyone who thinks Lumpy doesn’t have his head SO FAR UP Trump’s Rump that he has to breathe through his butt isn’t paying attention!! But then again, he DOES work for the world’s MOST BIASED and ONE-SIDED “News” organization EVER, FAUX Noise.

OK, I think Trump is a seriously delusional mildly retarded exhibitionist who is as capable of being president as your average chimp. That’s on a good day. But, talking to North Korea isn’t a bad idea. It would be a bad idea to let Trump or Kim whatever do the actual talking, that could result in WWlll before breakfast, but getting some actual adults to sit at a table and discuss the situation couldn’t hurt. I would expect that N.Korea will ignore any agreements made as soon as they become inconvenient, but if you think they are the only ones capable of that sort of thing, ask anyone whose ancestors lived in the Americas before 1600.

Super funny but also scary that there is a nuclear football involved! NUTZ!

Kim Jong Lucy.

Who knows if this trump un visit will happen or if it will amount to anything. He tells us his grandiose schemes a mile a minute and some buy into it. Just saw where he claimed he got Apple to invest 350 billion in the US during the SOTU, he didn’t and they aren’t. Google it. Just another example of many.

You’re a blockhead Trumpee Brown!

Before the meeting someone needs to write on Trump’s left hand that North Korea=bad. Right hand, South Korea=Good. Kellyanne will bring the full box of Crayola crayons to take notes. Jared will ask Kim Jong In for a loan for his 666 NYC building. Huckabee will bring the “Fire and Fury”.

That’s been SOP for North Korea for a long time. Is there anyone with two brain cells to rub together that doesn’t think this will be the same?

Nuke kids on the block…

I thought the nuclear “football” went wherever Trump went — unless it’s stopped at the door by the host country’s security and nearly causes an international incident as it recently did.

Trump ignores the majority and caters to the gut-feel of his anti-establishment supporters on issue after issue -- even though the number of believers is declining -- so, I’m not feeling good about a sensible outcome.

“The North Korean leader has said he is willing to denuclearize his county if his regime is not threatened.” A phrase not heard by the world since Clinton screwed the pooch on NK.

0bozo “earned” the Nobel Peace Prize for “…extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples…” If he had accomplished the simple disclosure above, the left would have replaced Jesus in the bible with 0bozo.

What does Trump get? Scorn. Ridicule. Insults.

The pentagon says Trump can have his parade, just like many authoritarian leaders, he must have his show. So the five deferment bone spur, “screwing porn stars is just as dangerous as Vietnam” grifter, gets his way…. but the pentagon does say “No Thanks” … the “h” is silent.

Yeah, no tanks so that they won’t mess up the roads.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/…/satellite-images-reveal-signs-north-korea-has-resumed-…

5 days ago – Satellite images indicate that North Korea has restarted its nuclear reactor at Yongbyon and is once again producing plutonium for its atomic weapons programme, a move that analysts suggest is a “political manoeuvre” designed to put more pressure on South Korea

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/09/world/…/north-korea-plutonium-bomb-fuel.html

1 day ago – North Korea appears to be making new nuclear bomb fuel, satellite imagery shows, even as its leader, Kim Jong-un, has expressed willingness to negotiate atomic … Nuclear experts say a core of irradiated fuel from the Yongbyon reactor can be processed to make between two and three nuclear weapons.

Think of the symbolism Trumpy Brown! The ball! The desire! The triumph! It’s all there!

Man! You can’t get much more point on than this toon.

If you go back in time (long time before T.) Kim always said he needed the nukes to negotiate. Look where he is now… (NK – A: 5 – 0)

Fat Man and Little Boy.