He/she got fired from his/her job as the Bearded Lady in a carnival. Now he/she has to live in the woods and eat roots, berries, and NRA-member hunters.
Did ya ever wonder why there has never been a report of a discovery of Sasquatch skeletal remains? Maybe, unlike the reported sightings, they never die! ;o)
Read “The Tome of Bill” Series by Rick Gualtieri. It describes Big Feet very well and their abilities. The hunters may not see the footprints but they should be able to smell them.
Farside99 about 6 years ago
Poor Sasquatch. I’ll bet he doesn’t even have any gel insoles in those heels.
katzenbooks45 about 6 years ago
Ruby slippers worked for Dorothy, too.
gammaguy about 6 years ago
He/she got fired from his/her job as the Bearded Lady in a carnival. Now he/she has to live in the woods and eat roots, berries, and NRA-member hunters.
clacou about 6 years ago
so bigfoot is smarter than hunters?
Diat60 about 6 years ago
Man, those shoes gotta hurt! Didn’t they come in a bigger size?
joefearsnothing about 6 years ago
Did ya ever wonder why there has never been a report of a discovery of Sasquatch skeletal remains? Maybe, unlike the reported sightings, they never die! ;o)
Map_One about 6 years ago
Read “The Tome of Bill” Series by Rick Gualtieri. It describes Big Feet very well and their abilities. The hunters may not see the footprints but they should be able to smell them.
pcmcdonald about 6 years ago
A woman in the woods in heels is just as rare, they ARE stupid.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Real article: “Leading Female Bigfoot Researcher Explains Why a Woman is More Likely to Find Sasquatch.”
cosman about 6 years ago
Nice toe cleavage.