Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 06, 2018

Well, who isn’t smarter than Norman?

Who keeps spray paint in their bathroom?

I sprayed a spider with a red and black can of … Redken hair spray. It worked very well, but I’d reached for the can of RAID!

So . . . was he trying to spray his eyebrows and nose hairs, too?!

This is taking an alarming turn towards Garfield

Well, Norman, you could just, oh, I don’t know, READ THE CAN???

When I was in high school, the Arts teacher sprayed the villain’s hair with black paint instead of the temporary hair dye. She was a nice person, but not good on reading the instructions.

Norman uses hairspray? Oh, wait — we’re talking about Norman.

Reminds me of the time I brushed my teeth in the dark – with toothpaste from the tube of hand cream! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get hand cream out of your teeth?

In this household Oogie is the smart one.

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