For most of human history (and prehistory), finding a way to preserve any surplus food you could get your hands on was a matter of desperate urgency. I can’t understand how it became a scandal for some people that Twinkies don’t self-destruct five minutes after their sell-by date (especially since their shelf life is no longer than a week or two, if memory serves from my convenience store days).
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 6 years ago
Nab reminds me of the story of the cute little bunny who went about fighting bad decisions in sports: you know “Fluffy the Umpire Killer”
mjb515 about 6 years ago
I thought a Mold Guy’s nemesis was bleach.
shawnc1959 about 6 years ago
I wonder if eating Twinkies exclusively means the preservatives can allow one to live forever?
ToonGuy300 about 6 years ago
I am so gonna see that movie.
Jefano Premium Member about 6 years ago
For most of human history (and prehistory), finding a way to preserve any surplus food you could get your hands on was a matter of desperate urgency. I can’t understand how it became a scandal for some people that Twinkies don’t self-destruct five minutes after their sell-by date (especially since their shelf life is no longer than a week or two, if memory serves from my convenience store days).
rgcviper about 6 years ago
“Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart. Would you like an orange Squishee?”
— Apu Nahassapeemapetalon, from “The Simpsons”