Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 17, 2018

Betty has given herself the finger.

Evidenced by the lack of fingerprints, from all the shipping, on your index finger.

Evidenced by the lack of fingerprints, from all the swiping, on your index finger.

My wife bought me a pair of gloves with “touch” pads on them; I can use her phone when I wear the gloves, but not with my bare fingers.

Trying to imitate ye olde one finger salute!