Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 17, 2018

Kevin Conroy could voice this villain. I like his lines. Also, Rip shouldn’t ask so many questions.

It’s either a ploy on Rip’s part, or he’s losing his mojo.

That’s it, Rip. Lull him into believing you’re as dumb as a bag of hammers, then KA-HAMMER him.

Lone Wolf is too easily swayed by first impressions. Next thing he knows, Rip will be giving him the Heimlich maneuver to dislodge his teeth from his windpipe.

He’ll find out just how easy it is when Rip’s fist slams into his jaw!

Rip, Please tell me you’re using obfuscating stupidity. (in other words playing dumb to lure him into a false sense of security. )

The Lone Wolf should NOT bet on that thought…

Now that’s a statement I won’t be taking to the bank.

Oooo, he don’t know Rip vewy well, do he?