Tom Toles for February 27, 2018

The trouble is there are too many survivors of school shootings – the NRA-GOP cabal is trying to figure out how to get faster, more high powered guns into the hands of citizens.

Wait a minute. That means WE could be shot! But the president would rush in to save us.

Silly people think they have some right NOT to be a target!! God gave the NRA the right to ensure people can kill each other en masse. It should be noted that brave good guy gun owners are sending death threats to the survivors of Las Vegas and Parkland. They love their guns more than anything.

Good thing that we have a government of the people, by the people, and for the people, otherwise distraught, suicidal, nutjobs could get legal access to military grade weapons and even shoot our children with them.

But GOD said that every American should be more heavily armed then the entire 82nd Airborne Division, right???

A .22 caliber bullet travels a thousand feet a second. It was the CIA’s preferred handgun, as well as the favorite of professional hit men.

Boycott the NRA, ban the AR-15, stop voting for gun extremists.

“Will someone please tell me who I’m allowed to kill with my AR-15?!? I mean, I purchased it for a REASON!” – NRA member

Georgia Republicans Threaten Delta With Tax Benefit Loss if it Doesn’t Reverse Stance on the NRA

A new “Just So Story” for our treacherous modern times: “How The Elephant Got His Insanity.”

Now, will we fund a study on the evil effects of porn?

Along with outlawing bump stops and auto/semi weapons and licensing every gun sold, tax the crap out of all guns and ammo! Just like booze and cigarettes. Another sin tax Congress would love.

It’s only males who do the mass shootings. No matter the age. Tax the guns, fix the boys, ban assault weapons.