No, thank you to the waiter, you are welcome to your wife.
I was in a fancy restaurant when I still wore contacts. Couldn’t read up close with them, and it was too dark to read at arm’s length. The waiter saw me and handed me a little flashlight.
Never go to a restaurant where it is too dark to see the menu; you can’t see the food either and there is probably a reason for that.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 6 years ago
No, thank you to the waiter, you are welcome to your wife.
tcayer about 6 years ago
I was in a fancy restaurant when I still wore contacts. Couldn’t read up close with them, and it was too dark to read at arm’s length. The waiter saw me and handed me a little flashlight.
david_42 about 6 years ago
Never go to a restaurant where it is too dark to see the menu; you can’t see the food either and there is probably a reason for that.