Monty by Jim Meddick for March 16, 2018

Then this time, do NOT show me the fly, especially from the rear.

Don’t worry Monty, nobody want to see that anyway.

Hooray for Monty … He’s a horsefly’s “….”.

Oh no, that’s just too gross.

What does the fly look like now? ew.

I thought, because of what he was holding, he was going to turn into a Marine…

Quit while your ahead or at least your head is back.

♪♫ “Fly me to the moon…” ♪♫

Flies or any arthropods do not have buttocks.

Oops. Some things Man was not meant to attempt. How many times, O Monty, wilt thou teleport before an Accident becomes irreversible?

Hey, that’s now how he movie ended!

“I think I also got the fly’s p—”

“No, that’s yours.”

Flies have buttocks???

What a waste of two weeks of Monty.