Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 23, 2018

How much do you suppose Putin spent?

Poor Rod. He can’t say anything good, so . . .

What is the average for our politicians?

Yeah, but you’ve got enough funds to meddle with someone else’s elections.

“I am your king!”“Well, I didn’t vote for you.”“You don’t vote for kings!”

Now the King of ID did not get a sword from a lady in a lake. How did he become King???

I want the true story as to how the King of ID rose to power. Inquiring minds want to know.

No, you just take it from everyone with taxes.

Whats even sadder is that you think he’s helping America.