Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 13, 2018

I’ve done that before. My wife seems to think that just because something has gone past its expiration date, it instantly becomes bad.

That is a good way to get botulism.

Disgusting.

He’s graduate to the status of “bum.” If he smoked, he’d be picking up butts off of the street.

I guess we should have seen this coming with his usual double standard.

He just “Costanza’ed” that pizza.

That’s unusual. A dog and a pig eating together!