Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 28, 2018

That is definitely worse than monsters under the bed.

If you wake the kid, it’s a misdemeanor. If you wake them both, it’s a felony.

We are talking about scaring him to death by making him see a couple of creepy clowns in the middle of the night.

This reminds me of this video I recently found: https://youtu.be/ap81xXoGG4U

The horn blows at midnight.

IT has a buddy.

If you did that to me, I’d ask for the death penalty to apply ; (

You’ll float too!

Can’t sleep…clown will blow horn at me…