Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 18, 2018

There’s nothing at all sexual about this. Nothing, no.

On their way to a sausage fest?

he was driving so fast the mustard could not ketchup

I would have waited for a Ball Park, Frank.

Where’s the truck with buns?

“I knew a hot dog once.”“What happened?”“He got mustered out.”“I just relish these conversations.”-M*A*S*H, Movie Tonight

Those are the new Tesla models.

https://youtu.be/db9A2aaj274

Frankly? No.

Frankly? No.

I could polish off a Polish sausage.

Is it because his wiener was showing?

Both of them made by VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

I’ve seen the Wienermobile twice and the Goodyear blimp once. The blimp motored slowly and noisily over my house. Interesting, but I was more delighted by the bald eagle that flew over some years later.

I LOVE this one! Lots of comments so the feeling must’ve been shared.