Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2018

That’s the same reason she says it.

A woman that doesn’t require a Valentines card? She must be from the bizzaro world.

Don’t believe what she says. She expects something.

I say the same thing, but I’m what is called “frugal.”

These two were made for each other.

My wife of almost 30 years only asks for a card and dinner. According to her flowers die, candy makes her gain weight and expensive jewelry is silly. I got lucky.

I tell my guy if I don’t get a valentines day card, you ain’t getting nothing,

Okay. Dehlia and Monty are officially Made For Each Other. They are both big-time losers!