Tom Toles for January 24, 2018

Expect Mitch to keep a promise? Dream on!

Another routine by the Three Stooges.

LUCY McCONNELL – {rhyme}

Mitch is the “Lucy” who’ll yank the ball,

so Democrats won’t have a chance after all

to feed Dreamers’ dreams.

The RepCong schemes

so that Democrats’ themes

won’t fly through the air toward goals, but stall.

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It seems that getting his way is the most important thing to McConnell even above loyalty to fellow Republicans?

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

WHIMSICAL RHYMES – {a rhyme about ‘em}

Our nation’s well-being’s uncertain and flimsy,

but our mood is helped by rhyming in whimsy,

which serves to cope with depression: – emotions

derived from Trump’s and the Rightwing’s commotions.

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Anyone who expects that senile, corrupt, “Good-Old-Boy”, bribe-taking criminal Yertle The Turtle McConshell, a wholly owned and operated subsidiary of Koch Brothers Enterprises, as well as Lyin’ Ryan and Dumb Donnie Dumpsterfire to actually follow up on ANY “Promises” they made IS nothing more then a dreamer!!

Looks more like a nightmare to me.

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

REPROVE and REMOVE – {limerick}

The Donald he must be reproved

and ignominiously removed,

lest America tumble

in a crumbled jumble.

To elect him was ill behooved.

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Wake up, fella.

Republicans do nothing but lie cheat and steal.

You are dreaming if you think any of these liars would keep a promise.

Yeah, because if there’s one thing we can count on as the rock-solid truth that we’ve learned thru the years about the guy on the right is that he’s a man of his word. No, wait, not that word, the other one. No, no, not that one, this one. Try to keep up.

Faith based dishonesty.

When I am a-dream, I get stuck hearing “Wake up and smell the coffee!”

Ha ha ha. Dumb Donkeys got rolled again.

I have a nightmare and it is bubbling up from the nether depths of human wickedness.

“Ha ha ha. Dumb Donkeys got rolled again.” — TAXIMANSTEVE

The Republicans insisted that the Democrats vote to extend the CR a few more days and, for the sake of compromise and bipartisanship, the Democrats acceded.

Is your statement your idea of Republican bipartisanship ?

Racist Republicans have been nothing but a nightmare ever since Obama was elected.

The FBI is investigating whether a top Russian banker with ties to the Kremlin [Alexander Torshin] illegally funneled money to the National Rifle Association to help Donald Trump win the presidency, two sources familiar with the matter have told McClatchy.

https://www.vox.com/mischiefs-of-faction/2018/1/24/16924472/russian-money-nra-trump

Seems like a nightmare to me….. Problem is …..it doesn’t go away when I wake up… The nightmare is still there….. No wonder I have problems sleeping.

Not a scruple in the lot.

When I grew up I wanted to be: a savior who accomplished something wonderful and who was widely recognized for having done so; Ayn Rand’s snuggle bunny or something along the disgusting lines of Charles’ wish of Camilla for those old enough to remember such; something lovable with a decal of the American flag on the back of its shell and which was flushed into the sewers but which survived to eat lesser life forms named Democrats; the greatest and richest remora eel in New York which eventually bedded every C list porn star and along the way scored on several very desperate ladies from Eastern block countries. Yoohaa!!!