Clay Bennett for January 18, 2018

Kilograms?

Well, he IS full of hot air, and his head IS hollow…

The “good doctor” did not add in the weight of the super ego.

Next time, use hydrogen and a match.

To contain all that hot air, the balloons be made of a very strong, elastic material.

One pound short of obese.Precision work by the technician.

“One pound short of obesity.” 1. PUHLEEEZE! and 2. SO, we finally found something in which Trump does not want to claim “the bigliest”!

…and ∞ degrees away from sanity.

Why is there a HUMAN anatomy chart on the wall?

It is categorically impossible for him to weigh 239. “One pound short of obesity” explains why that exact a number. Anyone else would have rounded up a pound to an even number. I posted this elsewhere, but he claims to be 6’3" (he isn’t according to past drivers licenses [6"2"] and photographic comparison where he appears to be the same height as 6’1" Obama), but given his build, he cannot be 239. How do I know? I’m 235, and I’m 5’11", and his build and shape are both larger than mine.

Apart from that, the claim that he will be in excellent health “his whole administration” is just nonsense – NO doctor can promise that ethically.

In addition, according to the data they did release, he has heart problems, and his health is not “excellent,” but roughly 50th percentile — average.

Now let me be clear: 50th percentile and mild heart issues is fine, if true. This is good for someone of his age, dietary habits, and general exercise levels. BUT it just shows how willing this administration is to lie about ANYTHING when 45’s ego is involved, and this is not acceptable, especially when he is claiming this as “proof.”

He’s lied previously about doctors’ assessments (e.g., “I’m not on any medication” when he was on Finasteride for his hair and/or prostate — which also has potential mental effects, incidentally), plus the misspelled doctor’s name, which sounds like a kid trying to get out of school and signing it “Donnie’s Mom.”

And the BASIC cognitive test he passed only looks for dementia — an extreme cognitive problem — which is NOT the same as looking at cognitive decline, nor is it an IQ test, nor is it a test looking at specific mental abilities. Especially not one given by an ACTUAL psychiatrist or psychologist rather than a GP. Note also that this does not entitle him to boast that he is smarter than Obama and Bush (as he evidently has), because this is not a test of positive mental ability. This is a test of serious cognitive problems, not degree of smarts.

Just another “performance”

The sad part is Trump made the Doctor blow up all those balloons for him.

I will have to try that next week when I go see my Doc.

That must be the lift that got Trump up an extra inch to 6’ 3"

The president weighs 239 pounds…on the moon.

So amusing. Accusing a US Navy Admiral, WH physician for 3 Presidents, of lying. You media people are beyond pathetic.

I’ll bet a laxative would cause him to lose 100 lbs. in one day.

Creating jobs! For helium ballon people. Because brother, he would need a lot. Maybe this will cause him to pour money into anti-gravity researc, a la Reagan’s ‘star wars’.

He’s lying about his weight! UPpeach him!

I really don’t care about his weight, other than thinking that a fatal heart attack would be good for this country.