Tom Toles for January 18, 2018

Looks right, unlike the White House report.

Does anybody really believe that the doctor’s report was apolitical and 100% objective?

OKAY MENTALLY? BUT … – {limerick}

Okay in Mental function?

But Trump’s got a Character disjunction

between Presidential norms

and the ways he performs.

For this we insist on expunction.

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The doctor probably rushed through the exam. I mean would you want see the Donald naked?

{Off the cartoon’s topic}

APRÉS THE DONALD – {limerick and coda}

May Trump be soon interrupted,

and corrected be things he’s corrupted.

May we soon forget

the troubles we’ve met

as America Trump has disrupted.

… Coda:

Tho’ beset by trouble

which Trump and his minions have made, -

- we yet in their rubble

will recover from the hell they have played.

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So, who DID this Physical? Dr. Feelgood? Dr. Demento? Dr. Smith? Dr. Doom? Dr. Frankenstein?

Fake “Med”-ia.

Darn. A recommended lobotomy would’ve been nice.

Then there is his ht. and supposed wt. at 6’3" and 239 lbs. The latter is similar to the strong safety for the Seattle Seahawks. Also, it keeps his B MI at 29.9 – just under the obese level of 30.0.

Perfect zero.

DONALD THE WONDROUS – {1.60 limericks}

He regards himself as quite wondrous,

his presence a god-like thundrous

cloud o’er a mountain,

his Mind a fountain

of Wisdom profound,

of Savvy unbound.

But he’s hard to handle, too cumbrous.

Rather than wondrous, he’s {monstrous} munstrous.

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Expecting truth out of this administration is like expecting reasoned judgment out of this Supreme Court.

He failed the test. He couldn’t remember having said “s***hole countries.” Does he even know what “MAGA” stands for in the minds’ of people worldwide? “Make America Gross Again.”

Trump’s fake reality appears to be biased.

Apparently some folks didn’t read past the headlines. The physician didn’t sign his own report as I’m sure he would not have misspelled his own name, which of course suggests it was written by the White House. And the statement of health ignores all of the physical data suggesting Trump is in imminent cardiovascular trouble. “Come on Mr. President, you can finish off just one more Big Mac. Yes you can. Just one more.”

TRUMP’S 2018 APPROVAL RATINGS SHOW HE’S THE MOST UNPOPULAR PRESIDENT IN HISTORY AND FAILING AT HIS JOB

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http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-failing-most-unpopular-president-ever-us-history-783132

Yeah. I did OK on the cognitive test where I counted back from 7 by 100.

Ronny Quack, M.D.

According to his doctor, the president is just the right mixture of vinegar and water.

Just a note: one pound shy of obese, Trump drinks ONE of those big cokes, and he’s OBESE!!

This cognitive test is applied to test for dementia. It is a quick test, which is fine for testing major problems, but it is not a refined battery looking at different categories of reasoning and memory, nor is it good at detecting cognitive decline, nor is it a measure of POSITIVE mental ability (meaning he can’t claim to be “smarter” than anyone based on this). It measures whether the wheels have come off the car, not the size or efficiency of the engine.

World’s Approval of U.S. Leadership Drops to New Low – Gallup Newsnews.gallup.com/poll/225761/world-approval-leadership-drops-new-low.aspx

15 hours ago – One year into Donald Trump’s presidency, global approval of U.S. leadership stands at a new low of 30% — down from 48% in 2016. …

His mental and physical health were perfect. But a serious heart concern was revealed – Trump has no heart.

Seriously, is Trump’s Doctor okay? It seems like he missed some pretty obvious warning signs on his patient.

The White House Doctor has served two other Presidents Bush 2 and Obama he has no reason to lie.

4 out of 5 doctors think he is “Batsh*t Crazy”. Unfortunately, it was the 5th doctor who conducted Trump’s mental exam.