Robert Ariail for January 17, 2018

I heard someone offered $300 to the first reporter to ask Trump about our relations with Wakanda.

They’re not watching the right movies; Vulgaria is where Baron von Bomblast is king of in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang

Don’t all Republicans come from Vulgaria?

I mean they are as vulgar as they can get.

The dark-haired kid “nailed” it!

Trump is indeed turning the US into one, kid.

And not just a vulgarian, but a short fingered vulgarian.

Isn’t Vulgaria right next to Lower Slobbovia? (By the way, where did Melania say she’s from?)