Clay Bennett for January 12, 2018

If only …

For your own safety, put on Hazmat suit first.

You’re gonna have to pull Hannity’s head out of there first…

Big hands I know you’re the one…

I trust the doctor will get hazzard pay for this exam.

More like a colonoscopy, right up the @#$>hole

All five fingers, Mr. M.! You’re gonna need ‘em to grab what’s up there.

when asked if he would be open to seeing a doctor for a physical, and if he would be willing to see the physician without condition, or if he would demand that a strict set of parameters be placed around any encounter between himself and the medical professional, Trump replied “Well, again John, there is NO PROSTATE CANCER between Trump and his posterior. NO PROSTATE CANCER. When I go to the Doctor and he tries to do a prostate exam, I mean, the Democrats are all saying you have to do this exam, trying to say this that — but no one needs to go in my bottom, they all say there’s NO PROSTATE CANCER. And there is NO PROSTATE CANCER. And when you talk about exams, Hillary Clinton had her exam, where she didn’t have to have a finger up her backside, she wan’t checked for her prostrate, they didn’t show anything on her chart, they didn’t make her turn her head and cough and it was done on the 4th of July weekend. That’s perhaps ridiculous and a lot of people looked upon that as being a very serious breach and it really was. But again I’ll speak to Doctors — I can only say this, there is absolutely NO PROSTATE CANCER. Everybody knows it. Every hospital — I’ve been in office now for years. for years, they’ve had this phony finger coming at me this whole time, trying to finger our government. It’s a Democrat hoax that was brought up as an excuse for losing an election that frankly the Democrats should have won because they were not colluding with Russia. So the exam was brought up for that reason. But it has been determined that there is NO PROSTATE CANCER and by virtually everybody. So we’ll see what happens. We’ll see what happens. I mean certainly we’ll see what happens — when there is NO PROSTATE CANCER and NOBODY’S FOUND ANY CANCER at any level it seems unlikely that you’d even put on a glove.”

Maybe they can borrow the vet who does the elephant at the zoo.

Looks like Mueller is about to examine one of those questionable countries.

Did you see him reading a script this morning commemorating Dr. King’s Federal holiday? At least he didn’t blurt out some bigoted comment while I had the set on.

Whoo hoooo, ROTFLMAO. This panel goes in my favorite list. My first image of it and I started laughing out loud. Great panel, Mr. Bennett.

I feel cheated my doctor only uses one finger.

A big hand for the orange trumphole.

Seriously if there’s evidence of Alzheimer’s, will we even be informed?

Mueller’s hands aren’t really that big, they just look that big compared to the president’s.

In Search of Trump’s Brain.

There is something fisheye here.