Buni by Ryan Pagelow for January 12, 2018

I don’t relish what’s happening.

It’s how he would have wanted to go. (Beats reaching your expiration date.)

The grilling he got was too extreme.

Very tasteful, how they’ve got him laid out on a bun.

Who knew hot dogs gave birth to cocktail sausages?

Poor Oscar, I wonder what the Meyer family will do with out him.

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Tube beef, or not tube beef…

He was the bread wiener of the family! They will miss him.

No chili?

They’ll bury him under a couple of layers of ketchup and mustard.

Awww…

Look at the cute little Cocktail Weenies.

Dog gone!

Bier and brats.

Now he’ll answer to a Higher Authority.

After everyone pays their respects, they stick a fork in him.

Afterwards he can serve as the cold funeral meats.

Of course, this will put some of us off hot dogs forever…

I’m surprised that flies haven’t killed the lot of them.

Frankly, I am surprised.